Shit lady, as much as I liked you in the finale of Quarantine, I really think you can do better than getting called out on your personal life (0:46) by discount Harry Potter. Where's ANTIFA when it really hits the fan? #everydaysexism

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 70,303 Category: LMAO

  • First Porn, LAST PORN

    First Porn, LAST PORN

    She kinda looks like Kevin Hart, crossbred with a mule. Bodily fluids work great on a woman like this... draws attention AWAY from the face. But not when you paint 2 coats of Miracle whip directly on it. That's just counterproductive.

    Date: 04/04/17 Views: 97,762 Category: LMAO

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 116,346 Category: LMAO

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 126,407 Category: LMAO

  • Buttsex Surprise

    Buttsex Surprise

    This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.

    Date: 02/07/17 Views: 173,136 Category: LMAO

  • Beyond Baked II

    Beyond Baked II


    Date: 01/19/17 Views: 171,637 Category: LMAO

  • Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    [my response]

    Date: 12/14/16 Views: 280,178 Category: LMAO

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.

    Date: 11/19/16 Views: 161,360 Category: LMAO



    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Views: 158,453 Category: LMAO

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 221,345 Category: LMAO



    My stance on remaking classics goes from "fuck you" to "where's the damn sequel?" as these masters of cinema dismember a baker's dozen worth of stunt cocks in a way that would make Tom Savini soil himself in envy.

    Date: 09/30/16 Views: 230,689 Category: LMAO

  • NEVER stick your dick in crazy

    NEVER stick your dick in crazy

    Dumb bitch must have thought she was auditioning for Seabiscuit 2. It's pretty much the only way you'd ever get a semi-attractive girl into the front seat of a Sarah Jessica Parker equine fantasy this questionable HAHA.

    Date: 09/24/16 Views: 177,728 Category: LMAO

  • All the Cool Kids Do it

    All the Cool Kids Do it

    Liberal amounts of anesthesia opens the locker to this twit's darkest secret. Remember that word. Trust me.

    Date: 08/31/16 Views: 171,837 Category: LMAO

  • You'll never guess...

    You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 206,531 Category: LMAO

  • Yup, that's brain damage

    Yup, that's brain damage

    I'm thinking it might be best if she steered clear of all things vagina-related for the next few days. Only two things should cause that kind of convulsion, and I don't see electricity or Wesley Snipes anywhere in this video.

    Date: 07/21/16 Views: 216,907 Category: LMAO

  • Attention Whore FAIL

    Attention Whore FAIL

    A night of Malibu Rum, and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can end 1 of 2 ways. And while inebriated tits seems like a clear winner... I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch. #trustme

    Date: 04/24/16 Views: 145,075 Category: LMAO

  • Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    She's built like a Mississippi stripper, and he's got the wingmanwoman of the century. It's a sexual combo that virtually writes itself... and one that goes from 'good' to 'drive your own ass home!' pretty damn fast.

    Date: 04/09/16 Views: 204,239 Category: LMAO

  • HAHA Wait for it...

    HAHA Wait for it...

    Flappy Bird makes $50k per day. But it can't do this.

    Date: 03/31/16 Views: 108,653 Category: LMAO

  • Vegan Problems

    Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 166,241 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Visitor

    Unexpected Visitor

    Sneak-fucking your side piece inside a Mexican home without getting interrupted is about as probable as leaving Olive Garden's Tour of Italy with skidmark-free underwear: aka impossible. But I do admire his bravery.

    Date: 03/17/16 Views: 192,641 Category: LMAO

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 221,015 Category: LMAO

  • Macrophilia is fucking HILARIOUS

    Macrophilia is fucking HILARIOUS

    These videos taught me two things. 1) Limits no longer exist in porn. 2) Expensive CGI will not be necessary in any future Transformer movies. Megatron vs. the 50 foot rutabagas on girl 6? You can sign me the fuck up.

    Date: 02/15/16 Views: 119,145 Category: LMAO



    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 124,460 Category: LMAO

  • O-Face of the Year

    O-Face of the Year

    This is ridiculous. Not haha-ridiculous like a black guy pissing on Kim Kardashian & turning her into a national treasure. This lady is 2 clicks away from a stroke and I don't know to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

    Date: 02/01/16 Views: 147,081 Category: LMAO

  • "Why is it in her butthole?"

    "Why is it in her butthole?"

    Korean girl's 1st taste of hardcore porn from the U S & A produces the best facial expressions I've seen since dwarf_in_wheelchair_shits_herself_at_burger_king.mpg. Didn't catch that one? You're missing life's finer things.

    Date: 01/20/16 Views: 160,399 Category: LMAO

  • LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    Got dayum. I haven't heard a white man shriek like this since Barack Obama got voted into a 2nd term lol. I'm almost as mystified as I was after watching this gem.

    Date: 12/29/15 Views: 145,518 Category: LMAO

  • ole' Tricky Dick

    ole' Tricky Dick

    Clifford goes for the fish flap sneak attack after getting tired of his Bilbo Baggins sex doll. Naturally this alumni from the Keanu Reeves school of acting reacts, giving the performance of a lifetime. It's Oscar-worthy really.

    Date: 12/16/15 Views: 192,639 Category: LMAO

  • I Can't Even

    I Can't Even

    Ariel Rose. aka porn's emotional equivalent to Kristen Stewart. Today we finally answer the question what happens when you team her up with a guy hung like a grapefruit who may or may not be mentally retarded.

    Date: 12/02/15 Views: 260,501 Category: LMAO

  • TBT: Lending a Hand

    TBT: Lending a Hand

    Becky tries to single-handledly start her own stripper lives matter movement... by assisting her colleague's spontaneous skull fucking and not giving 1 shit about it.

    Date: 11/19/15 Views: 192,863 Category: LMAO

  • Watch and Learn

    Watch and Learn

    Can't imagine this guy's life. Is it still considered 'gay' if the Alabama corn-holer you're sucking is your own? Here's to hoping the solution to that question is still on Stephen Hawking's bucket list. Time's ticking my friend.

    Date: 11/13/15 Views: 146,752 Category: LMAO