Gettin real honest fam.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 132,999 Category: LMAO

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 153,796 Category: LMAO



    I don't know what's worse: #1's future as a dolphin whisperer, or #4's daddy issues being the hottest thing about her. One more kodak moment HERE.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 132,960 Category: LMAO

  • Welp, that escalated quickly...

    Welp, that escalated quickly...


    Date: 05/15/17 Views: 117,695 Category: LMAO

  • Ballsy Girl Calls Mom

    Ballsy Girl Calls Mom

    A black guy banging wrecking her pink wrinkle, and they're having a conversation about chocolate peanut butter? Fan-fuckin-tastic.

    Date: 05/12/17 Views: 125,328 Category: LMAO

  • First Porn, LAST PORN

    First Porn, LAST PORN

    She kinda looks like Kevin Hart, crossbred with a mule. Bodily fluids work great on a woman like this... draws attention AWAY from the face. But not if you paint 2 coats of Miracle whip directly on it. Thats just counterproductive

    Date: 04/04/17 Views: 115,496 Category: LMAO

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 126,478 Category: LMAO

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 138,383 Category: LMAO

  • Beyond Baked II

    Beyond Baked II


    Date: 01/19/17 Views: 184,075 Category: LMAO

  • Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    [my response]

    Date: 12/14/16 Views: 297,286 Category: LMAO

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.

    Date: 11/19/16 Views: 168,237 Category: LMAO



    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Views: 165,474 Category: LMAO

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 225,534 Category: LMAO



    My stance on remaking classics goes from "fuck you" to "where's the damn sequel?" as these masters of cinema dismember a baker's dozen worth of stunt cocks in a way that would make Tom Savini soil himself in envy.

    Date: 09/30/16 Views: 241,162 Category: LMAO

  • NEVER stick your dick in crazy

    NEVER stick your dick in crazy

    Dumb bitch must have thought she was auditioning for Seabiscuit 2. It's pretty much the only way you'd ever get a semi-attractive girl into the front seat of a Sarah Jessica Parker equine fantasy this questionable HAHA.

    Date: 09/24/16 Views: 184,163 Category: LMAO

  • All the Cool Kids Do it

    All the Cool Kids Do it

    Liberal amounts of anesthesia opens the locker to this twit's darkest secret. Remember that word. Trust me.

    Date: 08/31/16 Views: 179,385 Category: LMAO

  • You'll never guess...

    You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 212,279 Category: LMAO

  • Yup, that's brain damage

    Yup, that's brain damage

    I'm thinking it might be best if she steered clear of all things vagina-related for the next few days. Only two things should cause that kind of convulsion, and I don't see electricity or Wesley Snipes anywhere in this video.

    Date: 07/21/16 Views: 225,724 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Somewhere between the home depot sheetrocking, and her costar having a more objectionable gunt than the entire NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Waterboarding works. Proof: This.

    Date: 06/18/16 Views: 407,381 Category: LMAO

  • Attention Whore FAIL

    Attention Whore FAIL

    A night of Malibu Rum, and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can end 1 of 2 ways. And while inebriated tits seems like a clear winner... I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch. #trustme

    Date: 04/24/16 Views: 149,066 Category: LMAO

  • Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    She's built like a Mississippi stripper, and he's got the wingmanwoman of the century. It's a sexual combo that virtually writes itself... and one that goes from 'good' to 'drive your own ass home!' pretty damn fast.

    Date: 04/09/16 Views: 209,221 Category: LMAO

  • HAHA Wait for it...

    HAHA Wait for it...

    Flappy Bird makes $50k per day. But it can't do this.

    Date: 03/31/16 Views: 110,657 Category: LMAO

  • Vegan Problems

    Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 170,284 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Visitor

    Unexpected Visitor

    Sneak-fucking your side piece inside a Mexican home without getting interrupted is about as probable as leaving Olive Garden's Tour of Italy with skidmark-free underwear: aka impossible. But I do admire his bravery.

    Date: 03/17/16 Views: 197,600 Category: LMAO

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 227,370 Category: LMAO

  • Macrophilia is fucking HILARIOUS

    Macrophilia is fucking HILARIOUS

    These videos taught me two things. 1) Limits no longer exist in porn. 2) Expensive CGI will not be necessary in any future Transformer movies. Megatron vs. the 50 foot rutabagas on girl 6? You can sign me the fuck up.

    Date: 02/15/16 Views: 121,178 Category: LMAO



    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 127,367 Category: LMAO

  • O-Face of the Year

    O-Face of the Year

    This is ridiculous. Not haha-ridiculous like a black guy pissing on Kim Kardashian & turning her into a national treasure. This lady is 2 clicks away from a stroke and I don't know to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

    Date: 02/01/16 Views: 149,809 Category: LMAO

  • "Why is it in her butthole?"

    "Why is it in her butthole?"

    Korean girl's 1st taste of hardcore porn from the U S & A produces the best facial expressions I've seen since dwarf_in_wheelchair_shits_herself_at_burger_king.mpg. Didn't catch that one? You're missing life's finer things.

    Date: 01/20/16 Views: 164,744 Category: LMAO

  • LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    Got dayum. I haven't heard a white man shriek like this since Barack Obama got voted into a 2nd term lol. I'm almost as mystified as I was after watching this gem.

    Date: 12/29/15 Views: 148,382 Category: LMAO