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  • We all saw this coming

    We all saw this coming

    weinstein'd

    Date: 08/14/18 Views: 67,821 Category: LMAO

  • Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Hung like a snap pea & softer than the guy selling lattes at a feminist rally. 8 words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy two copies

    Date: 08/05/18 Views: 162,211 Category: LMAO

  • Great Rape Escape

    Great Rape Escape

    What kind of blue-ball horse shit is this? Jagdish Deshmukbengaba was only inches away from a Bangladesh edition of Fake Taxi, but got outwitted by 2 girls with the combined motor skills of an elephant with alzheimers #shame

    Date: 07/30/18 Views: 118,780 Category: LMAO

  • Educating a Nervous Virgin

    Educating a Nervous Virgin

    18 & doesn't know what an orgasm is. But here, all that matters is the size of your imagination... and truthfully speaking, dude got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. That clit looks like a deflated water balloon glued to straw...

    Date: 06/20/18 Views: 184,421 Category: LMAO

  • Results of Dating a Sociopath

    Results of Dating a Sociopath

    Defined as: "a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience" And that's just ONE paragraph of his Plenty of Fish profile.

    Date: 05/30/18 Views: 166,099 Category: LMAO

  • Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 299,174 Category: LMAO

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 01/23/18 Views: 306,826 Category: LMAO

  • 1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    Step 1: Relaunch expertvillage.com
    Step 2: Make this the only video on the site
    Step 3: Profit

    Date: 01/09/18 Views: 232,509 Category: LMAO

  • Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 201,987 Category: LMAO

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 208,641 Category: LMAO

  • BONER KILLERS

    BONER KILLERS

    I don't know what's worse: #1's future as a dolphin whisperer, or #4's daddy issues being the hottest thing about her. One more kodak moment HERE.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 176,788 Category: LMAO

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 147,058 Category: LMAO

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 163,808 Category: LMAO

  • Buttsex Surprise

    Buttsex Surprise

    This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.

    Date: 02/07/17 Views: 205,143 Category: LMAO

  • Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    [my response]

    Date: 12/14/16 Views: 336,125 Category: LMAO

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.

    Date: 11/19/16 Views: 183,293 Category: LMAO

  • WHAT IS ZISSS?

    WHAT IS ZISSS?

    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Views: 181,804 Category: LMAO

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 244,078 Category: LMAO

  • I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    My stance on remaking classics goes from "fuck you" to "where's the damn sequel?" as these masters of cinema dismember a baker's dozen worth of stunt cocks in a way that would make Tom Savini soil himself in envy.

    Date: 09/30/16 Views: 261,670 Category: LMAO

  • You'll never guess...

    You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 228,294 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Somewhere between the home depot sheetrocking, and her costar having a more objectionable gunt than the entire NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Waterboarding works. Proof: This.

    Date: 06/18/16 Views: 435,111 Category: LMAO

  • Attention Whore FAIL

    Attention Whore FAIL

    A night of Malibu Rum, and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can end 1 of 2 ways. And while inebriated tits seems like a clear winner... I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch. #trustme

    Date: 04/24/16 Views: 161,314 Category: LMAO

  • Vegan Problems

    Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 180,093 Category: LMAO

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 243,008 Category: LMAO

  • DO NOT WANT

    DO NOT WANT

    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 136,383 Category: LMAO

  • O-Face of the Year

    O-Face of the Year

    This is ridiculous. Not haha-ridiculous like a black guy pissing on Kim Kardashian & turning her into a national treasure. This lady is 2 clicks away from a stroke and I don't know to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

    Date: 02/01/16 Views: 157,473 Category: LMAO

  • "Why is it in her butthole?"

    "Why is it in her butthole?"

    Korean girl's 1st taste of hardcore porn from the U S & A produces the best facial expressions I've seen since dwarf_in_wheelchair_shits_herself_at_burger_king.mpg. Didn't catch that one? You're missing life's finer things.

    Date: 01/20/16 Views: 175,949 Category: LMAO

  • LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    Got dayum. I haven't heard a white man shriek like this since Barack Obama got voted into a 2nd term lol. I'm almost as mystified as I was after watching this gem.

    Date: 12/29/15 Views: 156,181 Category: LMAO

  • ole' Tricky Dick

    ole' Tricky Dick

    Clifford goes for the fish flap sneak attack after getting tired of his Bilbo Baggins sex doll. Naturally this alumni from the Keanu Reeves school of acting reacts, giving the performance of a lifetime. It's Oscar-worthy really.

    Date: 12/16/15 Views: 202,464 Category: LMAO

  • I Can't Even

    I Can't Even

    Ariel Rose. aka porn's emotional equivalent to Kristen Stewart. Today we finally answer the question what happens when you team her up with a guy hung like a grapefruit who may or may not be mentally retarded.

    Date: 12/02/15 Views: 275,434 Category: LMAO