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  • Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 147,774 Category: LMAO

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 168,532 Category: LMAO

  • BONER KILLERS

    BONER KILLERS

    I don't know what's worse: #1's future as a dolphin whisperer, or #4's daddy issues being the hottest thing about her. One more kodak moment HERE.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 144,038 Category: LMAO

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 130,380 Category: LMAO

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 142,809 Category: LMAO

  • Buttsex Surprise

    Buttsex Surprise

    This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.

    Date: 02/07/17 Views: 178,250 Category: LMAO

  • Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    [my response]

    Date: 12/14/16 Views: 303,787 Category: LMAO

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.

    Date: 11/19/16 Views: 170,557 Category: LMAO

  • WHAT IS ZISSS?

    WHAT IS ZISSS?

    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Views: 167,836 Category: LMAO

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 236,358 Category: LMAO

  • I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    My stance on remaking classics goes from "fuck you" to "where's the damn sequel?" as these masters of cinema dismember a baker's dozen worth of stunt cocks in a way that would make Tom Savini soil himself in envy.

    Date: 09/30/16 Views: 244,741 Category: LMAO

  • You'll never guess...

    You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 214,703 Category: LMAO

  • Yup, that's brain damage

    Yup, that's brain damage

    I'm thinking it might be best if she steered clear of all things vagina-related for the next few days. Only two things should cause that kind of convulsion, and I don't see electricity or Wesley Snipes anywhere in this video.

    Date: 07/21/16 Views: 228,713 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Somewhere between the home depot sheetrocking, and her costar having a more objectionable gunt than the entire NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Waterboarding works. Proof: This.

    Date: 06/18/16 Views: 411,734 Category: LMAO

  • Attention Whore FAIL

    Attention Whore FAIL

    A night of Malibu Rum, and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can end 1 of 2 ways. And while inebriated tits seems like a clear winner... I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch. #trustme

    Date: 04/24/16 Views: 151,011 Category: LMAO

  • Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    Public Hookup Doesn't Go as Planned

    She's built like a Mississippi stripper, and he's got the wingmanwoman of the century. It's a sexual combo that virtually writes itself... and one that goes from 'good' to 'drive your own ass home!' pretty damn fast.

    Date: 04/09/16 Views: 210,930 Category: LMAO

  • Vegan Problems

    Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 171,694 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Visitor

    Unexpected Visitor

    Sneak-fucking your side piece inside a Mexican home without getting interrupted is about as probable as leaving Olive Garden's Tour of Italy with skidmark-free underwear: aka impossible. But I do admire his bravery.

    Date: 03/17/16 Views: 199,739 Category: LMAO

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 229,491 Category: LMAO

  • DO NOT WANT

    DO NOT WANT

    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 128,669 Category: LMAO

  • O-Face of the Year

    O-Face of the Year

    This is ridiculous. Not haha-ridiculous like a black guy pissing on Kim Kardashian & turning her into a national treasure. This lady is 2 clicks away from a stroke and I don't know to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

    Date: 02/01/16 Views: 150,832 Category: LMAO

  • "Why is it in her butthole?"

    "Why is it in her butthole?"

    Korean girl's 1st taste of hardcore porn from the U S & A produces the best facial expressions I've seen since dwarf_in_wheelchair_shits_herself_at_burger_king.mpg. Didn't catch that one? You're missing life's finer things.

    Date: 01/20/16 Views: 166,391 Category: LMAO

  • LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    LOL: Orgasm of the Century

    Got dayum. I haven't heard a white man shriek like this since Barack Obama got voted into a 2nd term lol. I'm almost as mystified as I was after watching this gem.

    Date: 12/29/15 Views: 149,712 Category: LMAO

  • ole' Tricky Dick

    ole' Tricky Dick

    Clifford goes for the fish flap sneak attack after getting tired of his Bilbo Baggins sex doll. Naturally this alumni from the Keanu Reeves school of acting reacts, giving the performance of a lifetime. It's Oscar-worthy really.

    Date: 12/16/15 Views: 196,171 Category: LMAO

  • I Can't Even

    I Can't Even

    Ariel Rose. aka porn's emotional equivalent to Kristen Stewart. Today we finally answer the question what happens when you team her up with a guy hung like a grapefruit who may or may not be mentally retarded.

    Date: 12/02/15 Views: 264,777 Category: LMAO

  • TBT: Lending a Hand

    TBT: Lending a Hand

    Becky tries to single-handledly start her own stripper lives matter movement... by assisting her colleague's spontaneous skull fucking and not giving 1 shit about it.

    Date: 11/19/15 Views: 198,052 Category: LMAO

  • Watch and Learn

    Watch and Learn

    Can't imagine this guy's life. Is it still considered 'gay' if the Alabama corn-holer you're sucking is your own? Here's to hoping the solution to that question is still on Stephen Hawking's bucket list. Time's ticking my friend.

    Date: 11/13/15 Views: 149,413 Category: LMAO

  • "You Broke My Box"

    "You Broke My Box"

    Overly-confident BBC apprentice cooks up a nonstop onslaught of synthetic eroticism after realizing her well-endowed costar is half donkey, half Super Saiyan. 1:15 for quote o' the day 2:10 for Mr. Popo's final form.

    Date: 11/04/15 Views: 276,162 Category: LMAO

  • HULK SMASH

    HULK SMASH

    Age of Ultron left us with 1 question: Where the fuck is Hulk? Well my almost-totally desensitized friends: We found him. Thus ending a year-long debate that he'll be in Infinity Wars. Another score for Wonder Woman fans.

    Date: 11/01/15 Views: 145,529 Category: LMAO

  • 30 Banned Halloween Costumes

    30 Banned Halloween Costumes

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    Date: 10/19/15 Views: 127,706 Category: LMAO