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  • My Sister's Hot Pocket

    My Sister's Hot Pocket

    legend in the making

    Date: 04/22/19 Views: 74,736 Category: LMAO

  • Life of an UBER Driver

    Life of an UBER Driver

    Scarlette Mae. aka the newest reason to stock up on all mayonnaise-based lubricants and clear your schedule. If a degenerate ride sharer from Jersey City can get 14 minutes with her, there obviously a chance for us all. #bolieve

    Date: 04/08/19 Views: 121,716 Category: LMAO

  • World's Most Desperate 19-year-old

    World's Most Desperate 19-year-old

    Today we're going to learn 3 imporant things, so find your trapper keeper and listen closely: #1: Shamelessness is alive and well. #2: Usage of a pretty girl is negotiable. And #3: A guy shaped like GRU has seen more action than me today.

    Date: 02/01/19 Views: 284,913 Category: LMAO

  • "are you sure ur 18?"

    "are you sure ur 18?"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/20/18 Views: 267,494 Category: LMAO

  • I Regret Everything

    I Regret Everything

    Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE

    Date: 10/03/18 Views: 236,945 Category: LMAO

  • Ruining an Escort's Day

    Ruining an Escort's Day

    From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one cluster fuck of fail.

    Date: 09/29/18 Views: 215,678 Category: LMAO

  • FUCKING IMMIGRATION

    FUCKING IMMIGRATION

    that's some funny shit

    Date: 09/16/18 Views: 261,190 Category: LMAO

  • We all saw this coming

    We all saw this coming

    weinstein'd

    Date: 08/14/18 Views: 286,588 Category: LMAO

  • Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Hung like a snap pea & softer than the guy selling lattes at a feminist rally. 8 words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy two copies

    Date: 08/07/18 Views: 259,067 Category: LMAO

  • Educating a Nervous Virgin

    Educating a Nervous Virgin

    18 & doesn't know what an orgasm is. But here, all that matters is the size of your imagination... and truthfully speaking, dude got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. That clit looks like a deflated water balloon glued to straw...

    Date: 06/20/18 Views: 242,734 Category: LMAO

  • Results of Dating a Sociopath

    Results of Dating a Sociopath

    Defined as: "a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience" And that's just ONE paragraph of his Plenty of Fish profile.

    Date: 05/30/18 Views: 209,274 Category: LMAO

  • Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 337,349 Category: LMAO

  • 1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    Step 1: Relaunch expertvillage.com
    Step 2: Make this the only video on the site
    Step 3: Profit

    Date: 01/09/18 Views: 264,256 Category: LMAO

  • Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 228,218 Category: LMAO

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 229,067 Category: LMAO

  • BONER KILLERS

    BONER KILLERS

    I don't know what's worse: #1's future as a dolphin whisperer, or #4's daddy issues being the hottest thing about her. One more kodak moment HERE.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 194,054 Category: LMAO

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 157,132 Category: LMAO

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 176,232 Category: LMAO

  • Buttsex Surprise

    Buttsex Surprise

    This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.

    Date: 02/07/17 Views: 222,786 Category: LMAO

  • Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    Soccer Mom Faces Reality

    [my response]

    Date: 12/14/16 Views: 356,492 Category: LMAO

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.

    Date: 11/19/16 Views: 192,670 Category: LMAO

  • WHAT IS ZISSS?

    WHAT IS ZISSS?

    Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.

    Date: 11/16/16 Views: 192,043 Category: LMAO

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 249,383 Category: LMAO

  • I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

    My stance on remaking classics goes from "fuck you" to "where's the damn sequel?" as these masters of cinema dismember a baker's dozen worth of stunt cocks in a way that would make Tom Savini soil himself in envy.

    Date: 09/30/16 Views: 273,481 Category: LMAO

  • You'll never guess...

    You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 238,554 Category: LMAO

  • Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Unexpected Ending at the Glory Hole

    Somewhere between the home depot sheetrocking, and her costar having a more objectionable gunt than the entire NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Waterboarding works. Proof: This.

    Date: 06/18/16 Views: 453,286 Category: LMAO

  • Attention Whore FAIL

    Attention Whore FAIL

    A night of Malibu Rum, and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can end 1 of 2 ways. And while inebriated tits seems like a clear winner... I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch. #trustme

    Date: 04/24/16 Views: 169,079 Category: LMAO

  • Vegan Problems

    Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 187,180 Category: LMAO

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 255,449 Category: LMAO

  • DO NOT WANT

    DO NOT WANT

    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 143,552 Category: LMAO