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  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 117,402 Category: WTF

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 206,871 Category: WTF

  • Crying makes him cum??

    Crying makes him cum??

    Wife has second thoughts about the butthole boogaloo, right as he's about to shoot some tadpoles at the moon. But there's no escape, she voluntarily submits. In other words: This is a PSA on the importance of communication.

    Date: 05/15/17 Views: 154,691 Category: WTF

  • I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    If physical pain at all plays a role in the enjoyment a person feels, I would estimate Rocketta Balboa here is hovering in between 'Level 10 Orgasm' and "I got an extra McNugget in my value meal". Ejaculate with caution.

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 199,934 Category: WTF

  • Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Engineering student? Pill popper? Future E.R. visitor? How about all of the above. Not an ounch of shame either. Which should be expected when your path to orgasm involves one of the rejected Transformers: The MUFFler.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 118,022 Category: WTF

  • There is no title for this one

    There is no title for this one

    The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 145,471 Category: WTF

  • Remember Your 1st Time?

    Remember Your 1st Time?

    2 tokes of synthetics turn this skalliwag into the Gary Busey of hookups First she bare-asses the pavement. Then she speaks in tongues, in what I can only guess is confessing her sexual attraction to a mailbox. Hit it?

    Date: 04/03/17 Views: 124,043 Category: WTF

  • seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    He's built like Despicable Me, and she's got more daddy issues than stripper in her 3rd trimester. It's a sexual disconection, and one that goes from midly interesting, to dude what the fuuuuuuuuuu pretty damn quickly.

    Date: 02/23/17 Views: 190,579 Category: WTF

  • Underdeveloped

    Underdeveloped

    Silly swamp monster. You can't whip out 4+ inches of protuberance and continue to call it a vagina. Better hit up the DVD collection and Pirhana 3D that shit before roaming the bar scene. I'm here to help.

    Date: 01/27/17 Views: 190,561 Category: WTF

  • Gorgeous Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Gorgeous Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since the time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop box in protest to late fees on my rental of Waterworld. FULL SCENE

    Date: 01/10/17 Views: 258,048 Category: WTF

  • Don't try this at home. No, really.

    Don't try this at home. No, really.

    This will kill any engineering fantasies you once had. BUT, it will also peak ur curiosity at how rounds the human vagina can go w/ Floyd Mayweather.

    Date: 11/26/16 Views: 309,318 Category: WTF

  • He was warned...

    He was warned...

    What's that old saying? Never stick your dick in crazy, unless you want to end up balls-deep in the undead? Because I think that happened here...

    Date: 11/02/16 Views: 147,264 Category: WTF

  • Worst. TINDER Date. EVER.

    Worst. TINDER Date. EVER.

    What happens when you mix synthetic street drugs, a vagina that smells like diesel and an irritated Latino? Sofia Vergara at a Trump rally. Or this girl. This video needs a sequel like Bruce Jenner needs hedge clippers.

    Date: 10/26/16 Views: 147,155 Category: WTF

  • EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    Ever witness a housewife buckin' like a Russian gymnast being bulldozed by Patrick Ewing? More importantly, who has a bigger penis: Kanye West or Lindsay Lohan?

    Date: 08/22/16 Views: 173,737 Category: WTF

  • How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    You can brag about your 16 pounds of lethal weaponry all you want. If this is wat you choose to do with it, its about as useful as pack of Trojans to a Pokemon Go'r.

    Date: 07/14/16 Views: 167,378 Category: WTF

  • World's Bravest Man

    World's Bravest Man

    For fuck sakes, there's only 2 things capable of further emasculating a 4"9' Japanese man that's too small for Baby Gap's summer line. One is the Air Safari line at Six Flags. The other is whatever the shit is going on here.

    Date: 06/27/16 Views: 147,316 Category: WTF

  • "IT BURNS"

    "IT BURNS"

    This is dangerous. More dangerous than the time I evacuated a week's worth of Domino's MeatZZa fest thin crusts through the window of a moving vehicle. Actually wait, that was bravery. This is just stupid.

    Date: 06/17/16 Views: 293,444 Category: WTF

  • Cute Girl, BIG Problem

    Cute Girl, BIG Problem

    Scroll over to 1:02 for the unexplainable. Imagine one of the worms from Tremors trying to speak Portuguese and actually making some progress. That oughta do it.

    Date: 06/08/16 Views: 221,637 Category: WTF

  • FIRST ORGASM = MIND BLOWN

    FIRST ORGASM = MIND BLOWN

    My fappy-sense tells me this is about as credible as Lil' Kim's skin color... but I do find her neurotic moans and full-body dry heaves fascinating. Real? Fake? Don't care because you'll ejaculate to anything with a pulse?

    Date: 05/09/16 Views: 227,011 Category: WTF

  • I CAN'T BREATHE!

    I CAN'T BREATHE!

    After seeing all 3 JAWS movies, I think deep sea should top the list of "stuff you shouldn't shove your face into". Now a 400lb type 2 diabetic planet of ham on the other hand... that's got originality written all over it.

    Date: 04/17/16 Views: 151,043 Category: WTF

  • "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW NANCY"

    "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW NANCY"

    Today's Lesson: Halloween is not limited to 1 day on the calender, "Freddy Bangs White Girl" is more cannon than the last 4 movies combined, and watching a burn victim lay teh pipe is strangely erotic. Quiz tomorrow.

    Date: 04/14/16 Views: 174,359 Category: WTF

  • JAWBREAKER

    JAWBREAKER

    2 things I truly respect in life: a) virginal voyages and b) overachieving Asian women. Add tits that are big enough to require a congressman and you're officially on the bucket list. Right next to this sleight of hand.

    Date: 02/29/16 Views: 172,843 Category: WTF

  • HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

    HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

    Some wisdom I picked up during my 6 hour stakeout of a bathroom at a monster truck rally: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of these leather handbags, I'd say this bitch used Groupon at the time of service LOL.

    Date: 02/13/16 Views: 172,503 Category: WTF

  • Bad Time to Confess

    Bad Time to Confess

    There's not many things more emasculating than being told the cunt you're currently inside of was being used as communal property. Save for being Yusaf Mack, I'd say this bro is comfortably in the #1 spot for a while.

    Date: 11/15/15 Views: 220,949 Category: WTF

  • Snuff Porn is Hilarious

    Snuff Porn is Hilarious

    I've seen some pretty awful CGI in my day. Dwayne Johnson in The Scorpion King, that glacier scene in Die Another Day & the entire Stephen King library. But this? This has heart. And tits that moistened my pantaloons.

    Date: 10/29/15 Views: 164,523 Category: WTF

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

    My African acquaintance in the entertainment industry has long told me porn & music simply don't go together. Upon the 11th time stroking my spring roll to this masterpiece, I'm beginning to think he's a fucking liar.

    Date: 10/22/15 Views: 171,266 Category: WTF

  • Never Thought I'd see the Day

    Never Thought I'd see the Day

    Let's go on a trip back to Family Guy season 2, episode 14 at the 5 minute mark (fuck you, I had to look that shit up) and reflect. This is birthplace to the infamous cherry/buttcheeks scene. PROTIP: It's even better IRL.

    Date: 09/28/15 Views: 169,501 Category: WTF

  • Just scroll to the 9:15 mark

    Just scroll to the 9:15 mark

    Scabies? Heat rash? Mikhail Gorbachev's forehead transplanted to her ass? I don't know, but dude kept his underwear on for a reason and it wasn't to be the most fashionable Serbian with prescription medication.

    Date: 08/17/15 Views: 151,268 Category: WTF

  • Stuck on You

    Stuck on You

    Skip to the end. The part where he goes 4th of July inside the walls of her meat wallet. If the consistency of his brand doesn't scream 'i maintain a steady diet of yogurt, honey & Elmer's glue' I don't know what does.

    Date: 08/12/15 Views: 201,868 Category: WTF

  • The Horrors of Anime Addiction

    The Horrors of Anime Addiction

    One time something Japanese-related decides not to censor genitalia... it involves a love doll built for Verne Troyer. But the key phrase today is: LOVE STORY. This has one that would make Twilight shit it's pants in envy.

    Date: 07/30/15 Views: 119,084 Category: WTF