WTF

  • This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This guy has a unique style. It's 1 part Tom Savini, 17 parts Jeffrey Dahmer. If any of you are the betting type, I've got the entire 3rd season of The Martin Lawrence show on VHS that says those snatch flies @ 0:16 mark are legit.

    Date: 12/03/17 Views: 136,235 Category: WTF

  • "how I got out of the friend zone"

    "how I got out of the friend zone"

    FFS: if you're gonna pay top dollar to rent desperate college girls, you might as well get a finger wet. Then again... when Home Depot is the source of your libido, maybe you've already done all the cummin you can do. Carry on.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 170,808 Category: WTF

  • The Simultaneous Creampie

    The Simultaneous Creampie

    4 outa 5 heterosexuals agree this is gayer than San Fransisco after dark. But perma jock itch & urinary tract infections dont bother these 2. #helltotheno

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 131,233 Category: WTF

  • Secondhand Vagina

    Secondhand Vagina

    Modern technology demonstrates it's versatility, and this particular duo are a prime example. They're scarfing down war-grade sphincter, while I'm still over here waiting for Cuphead's 'beat-the-shit-out-of-your-wife' DLC. FUCK.

    Date: 10/11/17 Views: 121,624 Category: WTF

  • The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    If you've been gifted the genitalia of a hamster, it's best to break the ice through other means. Such as a political anecdote, or shitting ur pants for example. Both yield better odds of gettin laid than what this turd did HAHA

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 194,694 Category: WTF

  • I TRUSTED YOU

    I TRUSTED YOU

    Intimate look at what's happening on LGBTQIAXL2^POOPEMOJI-friendly college campuses across planet. No filters, just the top of a cheerleader and bottom of Warren Buffet comin for dem tendies. The human race is dead.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 163,746 Category: WTF

  • The 76th Gender

    The 76th Gender

    Modern society can't walk more than 6 feet without tearing the phone out, and frantically telling the population how different they are from it. It's a srs disorder, and let me tell you: identifying as a toilet is as good as it gets folks.

    Date: 08/24/17 Views: 129,118 Category: WTF

  • SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    As if whoring his girlfriend out to multiple strangers on Tinder isn't bad enough, this roody poo cuckaboo discovers a new way to bloom in the garden of STD's. Except this time, they're actually out of their element, lol.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 144,588 Category: WTF

  • Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since that time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop-box in protest to late fees on my rental of Johnny Mnemonic. FULL SCENE HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 429,919 Category: WTF

  • "Can I touch your wife?"

    "Can I touch your wife?"

    Want proof that humans are all about charity? Look no further friendo. This charitable fuck offers a nervous local the ultimate handout - a free play on his wife's arcade box. It's generosity like this that really warms my heart.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 171,238 Category: WTF

  • Rejected by a Horse

    Rejected by a Horse

    I'll be surprised if this post doesn't get a lot of clicks. Suggestive beastality (aka speed dating in Arkansas) works wonders if the girl is decent enough.

    Date: 07/18/17 Views: 221,039 Category: WTF

  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 149,378 Category: WTF

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 237,220 Category: WTF

  • Crying makes him cum??

    Crying makes him cum??

    Wife has second thoughts about the butthole boogaloo, right as he's about to shoot some tadpoles at the moon. But there's no escape, she voluntarily submits. In other words: This is a PSA on the importance of communication.

    Date: 05/16/17 Views: 177,888 Category: WTF

  • I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    If physical pain at all plays a role in the enjoyment a person feels, I would estimate Rocketta Balboa here is hovering in between 'Level 10 Orgasm' and "I got an extra McNugget in my value meal". Ejaculate with caution.

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 226,080 Category: WTF

  • Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Engineering student? Pill popper? Future E.R. visitor? How about all of the above. Not an ounch of shame either. Which should be expected when your path to orgasm involves one of the rejected Transformers: The MUFFler.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 132,029 Category: WTF

  • There is no title for this one

    There is no title for this one

    The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 160,957 Category: WTF

  • Remember Your 1st Time?

    Remember Your 1st Time?

    2 tokes of synthetics turn this skalliwag into the Gary Busey of hookups First she bare-asses the pavement. Then she speaks in tongues, in what I can only guess is confessing her sexual attraction to a mailbox. Hit it?

    Date: 04/03/17 Views: 132,125 Category: WTF

  • seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    seriously... how the fuck is this possible?

    He's built like Despicable Me, and she's got more daddy issues than stripper in her 3rd trimester. It's a sexual disconection, and one that goes from midly interesting, to dude what the fuuuuuuuuuu pretty damn quickly.

    Date: 02/23/17 Views: 202,455 Category: WTF

  • Underdeveloped

    Underdeveloped

    Silly swamp monster. You can't whip out 4+ inches of protuberance and continue to call it a vagina. Better hit up the DVD collection and Pirhana 3D that shit before roaming the bar scene. I'm here to help.

    Date: 01/27/17 Views: 198,042 Category: WTF

  • PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    All but guaranteed to execute any size-queen fantasies u might've accidentally had after an episode of Keeping Up With the Kuntashians. Don't be fooled by that shit eating grin: Your love of vagina dies here and dies now.

    Date: 01/21/17 Views: 176,184 Category: WTF

  • A different 'Happy Ending'

    A different 'Happy Ending'

    One of Chernobyl's second generation offspring proudly displays his self-described one-eyed tuna trawler, an unfortunately authentic title for what might be the most WTF-worthy video you'll see today. Or not...

    Date: 12/23/16 Views: 185,710 Category: WTF

  • Don't try this at home. No, really.

    Don't try this at home. No, really.

    This will kill any engineering fantasies you once had. BUT, it will also peak ur curiosity at how rounds the human vagina can go w/ Floyd Mayweather.

    Date: 11/26/16 Views: 320,438 Category: WTF

  • He was warned...

    He was warned...

    What's that old saying? Never stick your dick in crazy, unless you want to end up balls-deep in the undead? Because I think that happened here...

    Date: 11/02/16 Views: 151,955 Category: WTF

  • Worst. TINDER Date. EVER.

    Worst. TINDER Date. EVER.

    What happens when you mix synthetic street drugs, a vagina that smells like diesel and an irritated Latino? Sofia Vergara at a Trump rally. Or this girl. This video needs a sequel like Bruce Jenner needs hedge clippers.

    Date: 10/26/16 Views: 151,564 Category: WTF

  • NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOPE

    NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOPE

    There's a pretty good reason why this pic is taken from the neck up. A pretty damn good reason indeed. Three whole U.S. dollars & all the Burger King hotdogs you can eat if you even come close to guessing what it is.

    Date: 10/08/16 Views: 272,701 Category: WTF

  • EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    Ever witness a housewife buckin' like a Russian gymnast being bulldozed by Patrick Ewing? More importantly, who has a bigger penis: Kanye West or Lindsay Lohan?

    Date: 08/22/16 Views: 181,808 Category: WTF

  • How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    You can brag about your 16 pounds of lethal weaponry all you want. If this is wat you choose to do with it, its about as useful as pack of Trojans to a Pokemon Go'r.

    Date: 07/14/16 Views: 172,485 Category: WTF

  • Love is blind... and so is she

    Love is blind... and so is she

    Initially I said damn, I wish that was my GF. i could get away with murder. But upon deeper reflection I realize my greatest assets would be wasted. A $7 swap meet Whitesnake loincloth isn't legendary if you can't see it.

    Date: 06/30/16 Views: 190,269 Category: WTF

  • World's Bravest Man

    World's Bravest Man

    For fuck sakes, there's only 2 things capable of further emasculating a 4"9' Japanese man that's too small for Baby Gap's summer line. One is the Air Safari line at Six Flags. The other is whatever the shit is going on here.

    Date: 06/27/16 Views: 150,930 Category: WTF