Take a generation that considers that Velma show a top comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs and this is what happens.
You may not like it, but this is happening behind every deep fryer across the fast food chains of America. Having personally worked at Wendy's for 1.5 hours of my previous life, mark my words; Don't order the chili. And don't go to Wendy's.
Somethin about the most notorious rectal ranger in ama porn being sHoCked & ShaGriNeD at her BF walking in on a moment of bean flickering seems pretty bush league to me. That butthole stay bloomin like an Outback appetizer tho.
1) That Resident Evil show on Netflix 2) Electric Vehicles 3) Whatever fucking noise is coming out of this autistic gremlin's mouth. It may not be in order, but these are undoubtedly the top three erection deflating moments of 2022.
Dude looks like he got kicked out of his Fortnite clan for slamming too many GFuels on voice chat, and she was out of his league about 10 Xanex's ago. This conclusion was going to happen no matter how hard FarTGuy72 tried to stop it.
I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent Instagram stalking. But cutting off the girls @3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? ZERO/5 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck bag.
Advertise whatever sigma male, MGTOW LARP fantasy you want. But let me tell ya something... you just haven't lived a fulfilling life until walking in on your solid 3/10 getting shined up by the guy who considers Volkswagen a luxury vehicle.
Dude's hung like a boomerang and she's 1 Netflix marathon away from a mid-life crisis. In other words: This is the greatest love story our generation has ever seen.
Honestly, I just appreciate content creators going the extra length to try and make their videos believable. One visible skidmark after chowing down on the lunchtime Ellios would have solidified this as completely authentic for me.
Kinda refreshing to know it's real when the tits move like a bowl of Jell-o that's been left in the sun for too long. I may or may not be talking from experience.
History lesson: If u were slappin meat in the 2010 era, your hog was constantly subjected to these "pioneers" passing off middle-aged women as college girls fucking everything with a pulse. To those select few: I apologize for the PTSD.
Kinda impressive to be honest. The average man would willingly inhale the frappuccinos out of her entitled shitbasket just to say they were in the same room as her. You can go ahead and consider your penis retired my good man.
I can't imagine what else the BFF in question has been forced to spectate in the past. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
When the ass is this level of quality, ur little "iz just a prank br0" turns into "2nd degree felony assault" pretty damn fast. Thats your lesson for the day, TikTok'rs.
It's one thing to assume the position in public. It's another to do it during company hours just to keep your addiction going. Now, somebody invite her to a Texas Ranger's bullpen, ASAP. She could be doing a lot of good for the world.
Nearly 21-years-old and still doesn't know how to lock a door. But what she lacks in basic logic, she makes up for in grade-AA prime meat - full rack. And for just $100 in donations per day, you can mod her chatroom around the clock. #2021
HER: Looks like she trades sex for tiktok views
HIM: Looks like he knows how to hotwire a forklift
Some love stories are just designed for happy endings.
He's got a 6.5 inch ham hammer and she has the reactions of Betty White after spending an afternoon at the gynecologist. Some people out there might say this got cut off before the best part. I say mom did all of us a mother fucking favor.
I'm no expert in sexual relationships with bedroom furniture... but I do know a thing or two about self-medication: And you can't blame this one on the Nyquil.
