Sorry, but I'm not about to believe headlines from a website that unironically posts the full version of Lady of The Rings. The Tolkien disrespect is heinous.
That's odd. The day walker is one of the most elusive creatures on our planet, so you'd think their survival skills would be more honed than this. Clearly a skill issue.
The soundtrack was bangin. Wanna know what's not though? Whatever the fuck must have happened to this girl earlier in life to make her like this. Probably haven't seen that kind of wreckage since the great crave crate challenge of '97.
Dog The Bounty Hunter once said the daywalker is the most elusive creature on our planet. Centuries of human evolution have molded them to be some sort of cockroach/human hybrid. One would think their survival skills would be S-tier...
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
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It's pretty impressive when a girl finds a way to monetize being bent over by Skeletor. But the $19 donated by i_lost_my_virginity_to_an_applebees_menu could probably have gone to a better cause. Dave Ramsey will hear about this.
No reasons given, just a friend with benedicts that seems to enjoy the apathy for slurping turtle so much she insists on it being documented and put online? Weird.
Dude's firing all kinds of sour cream like he's emptying a Chipotle gift card. But the target? If the original title is true, then history suggests her post-nut waddle to the toilet will be turned into some sort of TikTok dance over the next 3-7 days.
wtf is with this ❝i'm not stopping until medicare qualifies her for a wheelchair❞ approach to slamming married women nowadays? Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when it was more romantic and hidden in Taco Bell bathroom stalls.
The last clip in here is one wild ride. Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store cam girl to accept the blindfolded handicap match, only to watch her get sidelined by a dude that gets cease and desist letters from John Carpenter.
The first 15+ mins of yappin is more enjoyable than whatever she's attempting to do afterward. Even a spirited romp through that gangstalking subreddit can't produce this kind of entertainment. Come for the dialogue, stay for the hepatitis.
Looks like a one and done because I've never seen another video of her before. Which is a damn crying shame. The consequential leak of her getting samoan bulldozered inside a Del Taco handicap stall would have been worth the wait.
Ginger crotch drops her socks and takes cock in her fart box? This freestyle is brought to you by the same clogged outhouse that squeezed out this atrocity.
She's got the everything you could ask for, but something about her significant other is giving me "i pay scammers on discord to tell me what crypto coins to buy and have filed bankruptcy on 11 different occasions" vibes. Many such cases tbh.
I've been seeing this Jade Kink individual popping up all over the tubes for a long time now, and I gotta say; Her upbringing must have had more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. Fucking girl is out of her piss-drinking mind...
No context, no explanation. Just a couple siblings that like to beat the living corn bread out of her tonsils, while recording on the finest 240p camera Gameboy has to offer. I've never seen such disrespect for polyester fashion trends in all my life.
On today's edition of "I remember masturbating to her while unboxing my launch copy of Halo 2 with my free hand" its Alexis. No comeback has been made official
