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  • "it won't hurt, i promise"

    "it won't hurt, i promise"

    How do you say 'Harvey Weinstein' in Russian?

    Date: 05/25/18 Views: 1,504 Category: Anal

  • "IT WON'T FUCKING FIT!"

    "IT WON'T FUCKING FIT!"

    AHAHAHA

    Date: 05/20/18 Views: 82,389 Category: Anal

  • CRIPPLED by Buttsex

    CRIPPLED by Buttsex

    Schizoid games a Tinder.com soft-6 with an afternoon of bumper cars and Red Lobster... only to slip a couple of Oxycontin in her Admiral's Feast. The end result? 100% unadulterated, unfiltered autism around the 9:30 mark.

    Date: 05/16/18 Views: 162,844 Category: Anal

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 253,256 Category: Anal

  • It DOES exist!

    It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 01/04/18 Views: 209,663 Category: Anal

  • Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your iced coolatta. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the cappuccino machine? I'd appreciate it.

    Date: 12/11/17 Views: 198,602 Category: Anal

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 167,223 Category: Anal

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 258,725 Category: Anal

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 250,483 Category: Anal

  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 291,925 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 191,210 Category: Anal

  • So Bold, So Brave

    So Bold, So Brave

    Riley Reyes. Maybe you've heard of her? She has a strict "no escorting cuz dats degrading" policy, but turning her anus into Pablo Picasso is a-okay. Imagine combining Iggy Azalea's waistline with Tumblr. This is the result.

    Date: 08/04/17 Views: 222,677 Category: Anal

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 280,996 Category: Anal

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 253,754 Category: Anal

  • Wife Can't Escape!

    Wife Can't Escape!

    Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.

    Date: 07/12/17 Views: 266,984 Category: Anal

  • "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 231,755 Category: Anal

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 154,188 Category: Anal

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 154,439 Category: Anal

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 201,621 Category: Anal

  • Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.

    Date: 05/11/17 Views: 318,601 Category: Anal

  • Wrecking a Russian

    Wrecking a Russian

    Really dig the pre-buttfuck VLOG. That's what porn is missing: A personal connection to the girl that's going to be in diapers before her 29th b-day.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 172,737 Category: Anal

  • "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 186,483 Category: Anal

  • When Moms Use TINDER

    When Moms Use TINDER

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't ask to speak to his manager after serving the Booty-O's. But her tolerance is spent faster than an Asian man's pension in a casino, so dont fret: theres plenty to keep ur corn doggy hard.

    Date: 04/10/17 Views: 188,962 Category: Anal

  • "i came three times"

    "i came three times"

    11:30 for something this guy hasnt heard since talking about yesterday's lunch trip to Wendy's. She may have the body of a disfigured cleaning lady, but both holes are tight & the mind is wide open. Good enuff for moi.

    Date: 03/29/17 Views: 199,480 Category: Anal

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 161,011 Category: Anal

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 162,281 Category: Anal

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice tech, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 203,916 Category: Anal

  • Calling an Audible

    Calling an Audible

    02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
    03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
    03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"

    Date: 02/14/17 Views: 262,143 Category: Anal

  • Sodomy Sneak Attack

    Sodomy Sneak Attack

    A good boyfriend always greases the scud duck with essential oils from Jarkata prior to admittance. Then there's this alpha bastard... who treats his cock like a great white shark on feeding day. Way to kill the trend.

    Date: 01/09/17 Views: 219,060 Category: Anal

  • Purging a Persian

    Purging a Persian

    Olive oil hair gel, tit jewelry, all-gold-everything: You'd think a girl with this degree of stereotyping would like pain. TIP: She don't. teh dingdong hits her sphincter like a sac of Aladdin VHS tapes, then it's ADIOS DOLLARINOS.

    Date: 12/31/16 Views: 227,235 Category: Anal