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Date: 04/16/14 | Views: 17250 | Category: Anal

Chuck & Buck combine penile forces and quite literally fuck the basic motor function out of this washed up skank biscuit. The mere suggestion of resuming intercourse frightens her (2.50 mark). #GrabTheJergens

Date: 04/07/14 | Views: 74602 | Category: Anal

Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Date: 03/13/13 | Views: 287042 | Category: Anal

There's 2 things I simply will not do: 1.) eat Pistachio flavored ice cream 2.) bullshit my users. That said, this video is pretty uneventful. But hey, the genitals are youthful & the anal is dry. Good enough for me.

Date: 01/09/13 | Views: 326786 | Category: Anal

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Date: 10/26/12 | Views: 234024 | Category: Anal

About as probable as John Travolta's heterosexuality. Nice rainbow colored stockings though. I love girls that sport rainbow colored stockings. Grape Kool-Aid themed hair... not so much.

Date: 09/15/12 | Views: 278875 | Category: Anal

Holy fuckin inverted shiitake mushroom. There's only 2 things capable of making a man's asshole look like that. One involves Wesley Snipes and a dimly lit room, the other is called Wienerschnitzel. May god have mercy.

Date: 07/29/12 | Views: 163989 | Category: Anal

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

Date: 05/31/12 | Views: 476494 | Category: Anal

63 minutes of painal. This shit is so faptastic I actually canceled my dinner date @ Del Taco just so I could watch the whole fuckin thing. PROTIP: I cancel Del Taco for no one. THAT'S how good this video is.

Date: 05/26/12 | Views: 263313 | Category: Anal

The girl in video #1 is actually Jenna Jameson. It's pretty refreshing to know that not even the highest paid crackwhore in porn isn't immune from the delights of accidental sodomy. PROTIP: wasn't an accident.

Date: 03/16/12 | Views: 265845 | Category: Anal

My Hispanic acquaintance at Baja Fresh has long told me blacks and Latinos simply dont get along. Upon my 16th time stroking my egg roll to this video, I finally began to understand why.

Date: 01/08/12 | Views: 281431 | Category: Anal

Horse cock? Anal penetration? The majority of you will have already clicked at this point, without even bothering to notice the ballsack dangling between the recipients thighs. You only have yourself to blame.

Date: 11/22/11 | Views: 208716 | Category: Anal

If there's anything that pornography has taught me - it's that all women absolutely LOVE a.) Nordstroms Rack and b.) having their rectums split open by elephant sized cocks. Minus this girl. Clearly she's a feminist.

Date: 11/01/11 | Views: 174011 | Category: Anal

Exorcist-style eye movements @ the 3:30 mark. Manual stimulation overload @ 4:20, girl nearly collapses. Epileptic seizure finale begins at 5:00. Probably fake, but this one's not: Priceless O-Face.

Date: 11/01/11 | Views: 223865 | Category: Anal

There's a pretty good reason why this blonde prefers taking dick up her stink hole. A pretty good reason indeed. Four bucks and my Grandpa's tie-dye loin cloth await you if you can guess what it is.

Date: 10/22/11 | Views: 148841 | Category: Anal

Certainly not with THAT attitude. If you wanna make love to a woman's poopoo palace, optimism is a prerequisite. Same goes for vegetable oil and The Lion King soundtrack. Get 'er done.

Date: 10/10/11 | Views: 170951 | Category: Anal

This chunker stirs up quite the fuss while taking it up the ass, at one point comparing anal copulation to childbirth. Meh. She gives her BF's cock too much credit. She likely shits bigger than that chode.

Date: 09/18/11 | Views: 189806 | Category: Anal

Cute chick has second thoughts about butthole boogie right as her man's about to blow his load. After confirming that the seed will soon spill, she hops off his cock and makes a run for it. Heartless bitch.

Date: 05/27/11 | Views: 274164 | Category: Anal

Remember that black bitch from one of the select few episodes of Maury that didnt involve teeangers having sex in exchange for cheeseburgers? She had this crazy ability to pop her eyes out of their sockets, Total Recall style. Well, it appears she reproduced.

Date: 05/02/11 | Views: 135134 | Category: Anal

Would someone kindly GIF that first 5 seconds and loop it? Her facial expression during the initial penetration is enough to fuel my beat-off sessions all through Winter. PROTIP: scroll down to see the video.

Date: 02/18/11 | Views: 227337 | Category: Anal