He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA
She's not exactly equipped with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons, but the real deal breaker is bitching in broken English. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Sofia Vergara and a billy goat.
Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.
KBB rates her vasheen as 'mint' (minor scratches, no defects), so an alternate route is sourced. And Much like DJ Khaled after mistakenly eating a low-fat Dorito, you literally see fear in her eyes once contact is made.
Instantly funny vid of a girl that picked the
wrong right guy for b-hole cuckolding. She suffers more abuse than Jewish man's Dodge Caravan & all her S/O can say is its not fuckin unless you turn colors. New ringtone @ :30.
Ya know what tho... when the BF is hung like Barbra Streisand's nose and practices proctology at home, maybe a venereal disease is the least of your problems. For everyone else: don't do what Donny Don't does.
Her dirt tulip is at full pucker and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - for fuck sakes what was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the followup video of her being violently murdered for denied entry?
Pretty sure I just stumbled upon a new language here. I shall dub thee 'autismian'. Much like dolphin sonar it can not be taught - only simulated. Non-lubed blow to the rectal cavity and lack of safe words are required.
Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.
00:05 - FEAR
02:37 - PAIN
04:16 - HATE
11:43 - LOVE
3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.
Can't say this is the 1st video I've seen with a girl less excited about buttsex than the PGA tour, but it may be the driest. Friction like this comes in handy when you're starting a campfire. Climaxing the wife? Not so much.
Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-erotic to LULZ pretty damn quick. Unfortunately no book can close the hole this Hawaiian superman just opened. Captions supplied by Julliard's latest dropout.
Don't be tricked by the "I only drink $10 cups of coffee and fuck black guys" starter kit. There may be fear in her eyes, but trust me when I say this girl is no quitter.