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  • No-Warning Buttsex

    No-Warning Buttsex

    Nacho Libre loads his surface-to-skidmark missile and takes aim. No alerts, no signals. Imagine Sylvester Stallone using Winona Ryder as a condom to fuck Emma Watson. That's the kind of alpha male we're dealing with here.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 69,816 Category: Anal

  • I'm Amazed She Lasted 2 Minutes

    I'm Amazed She Lasted 2 Minutes

    Sociopath nabs a Tinder soft 6 w/ a night of whiskey tasting & Red Lobster, just to slip all 5.7" (hard) of his gummy worm into her endless shrimp bowl. The end result? A girl that no longer trusts men with parole officers.

    Date: 10/10/17 Views: 89,829 Category: Anal

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 163,076 Category: Anal

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 139,946 Category: Anal

  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 177,536 Category: Anal

  • Shit Just Got Real!

    Shit Just Got Real!

    Camgirl? Pro? More like Jennifer Lawrence 27 trips to Burning Man later. Whoever she is, I hope sacrificing complete control over her rectal muscles was worth the 50 tokens. Interesting approach to spearfishing seen @8:58.

    Date: 08/10/17 Views: 140,421 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 146,945 Category: Anal

  • So Bold, So Brave

    So Bold, So Brave

    Riley Reyes. Maybe you've heard of her? She has a strict "no escorting cuz dats degrading" policy, but turning her anus into Pablo Picasso is a-okay. Imagine combining Iggy Azalea's waistline with Tumblr. This is the result.

    Date: 08/04/17 Views: 142,928 Category: Anal

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 170,767 Category: Anal

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 188,737 Category: Anal

  • Wife Can't Escape!

    Wife Can't Escape!

    Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.

    Date: 07/12/17 Views: 207,908 Category: Anal

  • "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 197,313 Category: Anal

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 137,258 Category: Anal

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 136,260 Category: Anal

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 177,614 Category: Anal

  • Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.

    Date: 05/11/17 Views: 276,783 Category: Anal

  • 3 Stages of Painal

    3 Stages of Painal

    Lesson Learned: If dude isn't hung like a chinchilla, it may be best to steer him far away from the chocolate volcano. Last time I checked, girls in teh biz didn't have health plans that covered radical reconstructive surgery.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 152,969 Category: Anal

  • Wrecking a Russian

    Wrecking a Russian

    Really dig the pre-buttfuck VLOG. That's what porn is missing: A personal connection to the girl that's going to be in diapers before her 29th b-day.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 151,233 Category: Anal

  • "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 163,845 Category: Anal

  • When Moms Use TINDER

    When Moms Use TINDER

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't ask to speak to his manager after serving the Booty-O's. But her tolerance is spent faster than an Asian man's pension in a casino, so dont fret: theres plenty to keep ur corn doggy hard.

    Date: 04/10/17 Views: 168,635 Category: Anal

  • "i came three times"

    "i came three times"

    11:30 for something this guy hasnt heard since talking about yesterday's lunch trip to Wendy's. She may have the body of a disfigured cleaning lady, but both holes are tight & the mind is wide open. Good enuff for moi.

    Date: 03/29/17 Views: 183,086 Category: Anal

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 150,021 Category: Anal

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 149,174 Category: Anal

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice tech, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 193,091 Category: Anal

  • Triple-D's at age 19

    Triple-D's at age 19

    I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.

    Date: 02/20/17 Views: 262,575 Category: Anal

  • Calling an Audible

    Calling an Audible

    02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
    03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
    03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"

    Date: 02/14/17 Views: 246,232 Category: Anal

  • Sodomy Sneak Attack

    Sodomy Sneak Attack

    A good boyfriend always greases the scud duck with essential oils from Jarkata prior to admittance. Then there's this alpha bastard... who treats his cock like a great white shark on feeding day. Way to kill the trend.

    Date: 01/09/17 Views: 205,074 Category: Anal

  • Purging a Persian

    Purging a Persian

    Olive oil hair gel, tit jewelry, all-gold-everything: You'd think a girl with this degree of stereotyping would like pain. TIP: She don't. teh dingdong hits her sphincter like a sac of Aladdin VHS tapes, then it's ADIOS DOLLARINOS.

    Date: 12/31/16 Views: 214,737 Category: Anal

  • FACT: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    FACT: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring cause she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: Grease keeps the peace. Member that, and you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 12/24/16 Views: 282,827 Category: Anal

  • When the Sodomy is Just Right

    When the Sodomy is Just Right

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But I bet you 5 buckaroos that this scallywag had no idea there was an upside to it. I can literally see her slowly transforming from :| to :D with every uppercut to the pancreas.

    Date: 10/05/16 Views: 271,576 Category: Anal