My Hispanic acquaintance at Baja Fresh has long told me blacks and Latinos simply dont get along. Upon my 16th time stroking my egg roll to this video, I finally began to understand why.

Date January 8th, 2012 Views 95825

I didn't actually watch this but it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that it involves cock, butthole, and prolonged bellows of ecstasy. (coming from the man, not the woman, she clearly hates it lol).

Date December 14th, 2011 Views 118184

Buttholes - the final frontier of degrading locations to empty your nutsack upon. But be warned, this is dark territory. To quote the tagline of No Country For Old Men - "there are no clean getaways".

Date November 27th, 2011 Views 86542

Horse cock? Anal penetration? The majority of you will have already clicked at this point, without even bothering to notice the ballsack dangling between the recipients thighs. You only have yourself to blame.

Date November 22nd, 2011 Views 100622

If there's anything that pornography has taught me - it's that all women absolutely LOVE a.) Nordstroms Rack and b.) having their rectums split open by elephant sized cocks. Minus this girl. Clearly she's a feminist.

Date November 1st, 2011 Views 94866

Exorcist-style eye movements @ the 3:30 mark. Manual stimulation overload @ 4:20, girl nearly collapses. Epileptic seizure finale begins at 5:00. Probably fake, but this one's not: Priceless O-Face.

Date November 1st, 2011 Views 104849

There's a pretty good reason why this blonde prefers taking dick up her stink hole. A pretty good reason indeed. Four bucks and my Grandpa's tie-dye loin cloth await you if you can guess what it is.

Date October 22nd, 2011 Views 97796

Certainly not with THAT attitude. If you wanna make love to a woman's poopoo palace, optimism is a prerequisite. Same goes for vegetable oil and The Lion King soundtrack. Get 'er done.

Date October 10th, 2011 Views 109211

This chunker stirs up quite the fuss while taking it up the ass, at one point comparing anal copulation to childbirth. Meh. She gives her BF's cock too much credit. She likely shits bigger than that chode.

Date September 18th, 2011 Views 127405

Esmeralda gets reamed up the bean-hole by a 5 inch cock more crooked that Owen Wilson's face. It seems with every thrust, his meat-churro hits her rectal lining... resulting in multiple ai yai yai's.

Date June 12th, 2011 Views 114258

Cute chick has second thoughts about butthole boogie right as her man's about to blow his load. After confirming that the seed will soon spill, she hops off his cock and makes a run for it. Heartless bitch.

Date May 27th, 2011 Views 127651

Remember that black bitch from one of the select few episodes of Maury that didnt involve teeangers having sex in exchange for cheeseburgers? She had this crazy ability to pop her eyes out of their sockets, Total Recall style. Well, it appears she reproduced.

Date May 2nd, 2011 Views 86687

Emo slut goes mute after gaining knowledge of her impending doom - cornholious destructious. Not once does she make a peep, but I suppose it's debatable that her silence has less to do with fear and more to do with his slim jim not packing much of a punch.

Date March 4th, 2011 Views 126015

Would someone kindly GIF that first 5 seconds and loop it? Her facial expression during the initial penetration is enough to fuel my beat-off sessions all through Winter. PROTIP: scroll down to see the video.

Date February 18th, 2011 Views 157562

Blondie has an emo moment after a brief round of blunt force trauma to the anal sphincter. The director kindly grants clemency and the scene then advances to the money shot.. which she also fucks up. Time to go back to Ihop lady. It's more your speed.

Date February 6th, 2011 Views 85255

Chunky bitch erroneously demands her boyfriend hurry the fuck up with his painal escapade. So what does he do? FASTER, HARDER, DEEPER. Remember Shamoo, careful what ya wish for.

Date February 2nd, 2011 Views 126672

Well thank god for the random Spanish subtitles. Wouldn't want any of my loyal Hispanic followers to miss out on this oldschool painal treasure.

Date January 18th, 2011 Views 90409

Cute Russian girl sucks a cock fresh outta the rectal oven and gets a little more than she bargained for. I'm talking fecal residue, right on the tongue. Good times.

Date December 9th, 2010 Views 136552

Talking into gaping assholes, hearing your echo... sure looks like fun but I'm betting the smile fades once catch a whiff of the cheese enchilada and frijoless that's on it's way out. Know what I mean dawg?

Date November 14th, 2010 Views 63392

Big tittied slutty gets introduced to the pains of anal sex. Miraculously, she seems to enjoy it. Those are some killer knockers lady... please ditch the Ellen Degeneres hairdo though.

Date August 17th, 2010 Views 117071