Remember that black bitch from one of the select few episodes of Maury that didnt involve teeangers having sex in exchange for cheeseburgers? She had this crazy ability to pop her eyes out of their sockets, Total Recall style. Well, it appears she reproduced.
Even if she tells you she's clean don't believe her. Defecation is unpredictable. Even basic anal penetration alone is capable of triggering a hot splooge of diarrhea. Put the safety of your urethra first and always wear a condom.