Anal

  • Snug as a Bug

    Snug as a Bug

    There's 2 things I simply will not do: 1.) eat Pistachio flavored ice cream 2.) bullshit my users. That said, this video is pretty uneventful. But hey, the genitals are youthful & the anal is dry. Good enough for me.

    Date: 01/09/13 Views: 482,976 Category: Anal

  • The Worst Anal Of All Time

    The Worst Anal Of All Time

    Holy fuckin inverted shiitake mushroom. There's only 2 things capable of making a man's asshole look like that. One involves Wesley Snipes and a dimly lit room, the other is called Wienerschnitzel. May god have mercy.

    Date: 07/29/12 Views: 246,959 Category: Anal

  • That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

    That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

    There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

    Date: 05/31/12 Views: 607,808 Category: Anal

  • Geez Mister, Ur Winky Is BIG

    Geez Mister, Ur Winky Is BIG

    63 minutes of painal. This shit is so faptastic I actually canceled my dinner date @ Del Taco just so I could watch the whole fuckin thing. PROTIP: I cancel Del Taco for no one. THAT'S how good this video is.

    Date: 05/26/12 Views: 387,422 Category: Anal

  • Wrong Hole? My Bad!

    Wrong Hole? My Bad!

    The girl in video #1 is actually Jenna Jameson. It's pretty refreshing to know that not even the highest paid crackwhore in porn isn't immune from the delights of accidental sodomy. PROTIP: wasn't an accident.

    Date: 03/16/12 Views: 373,460 Category: Anal

  • 1st Anal = Bad Times

    1st Anal = Bad Times

    My Hispanic acquaintance at Baja Fresh has long told me blacks and Latinos simply dont get along. Upon my 16th time stroking my egg roll to this video, I finally began to understand why.

    Date: 01/08/12 Views: 417,730 Category: Anal

  • 1st Anal - FEELS GOOD MAN

    1st Anal - FEELS GOOD MAN

    Exorcist-style eye movements @ the 3:30 mark. Manual stimulation overload @ 4:20, girl nearly collapses. Epileptic seizure finale begins at 5:00. Probably fake, but this one's not: Priceless O-Face.

    Date: 11/01/11 Views: 374,575 Category: Anal

  • The Face Of Painal

    The Face Of Painal

    Remember that black bitch from one of the select few episodes of Maury that didnt involve teeangers having sex in exchange for cheeseburgers? She had this crazy ability to pop her eyes out of their sockets, Total Recall style. Well, it appears she reproduced.

    Date: 05/02/11 Views: 216,522 Category: Anal

  • Too Big?

    Too Big?

    Would someone kindly GIF that first 5 seconds and loop it? Her facial expression during the initial penetration is enough to fuel my beat-off sessions all through Winter. PROTIP: scroll down to see the video.

    Date: 02/18/11 Views: 343,917 Category: Anal

  • ATM = Bad Idea

    ATM = Bad Idea

    Cute Russian girl sucks a cock fresh outta the rectal oven and gets a little more than she bargained for. I'm talking fecal residue, right on the tongue. Good times.

    Date: 12/09/10 Views: 236,309 Category: Anal

  • Hello? Anyone In There?

    Hello? Anyone In There?

    Talking into gaping assholes, hearing your echo... sure looks like fun but I'm betting the smile fades once catch a whiff of the cheese enchilada and frijoless that's on it's way out. Know what I mean dawg?

    Date: 11/14/10 Views: 99,254 Category: Anal

  • Her First Anal

    Her First Anal

    Big tittied slutty gets introduced to the pains of anal sex. Miraculously, she seems to enjoy it. Those are some killer knockers lady... please ditch the Ellen Degeneres hairdo though.

    Date: 08/17/10 Views: 229,377 Category: Anal