Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is useless. Bitch acts like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.
If there's one thing that never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's 3-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 seconds of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I need to wipe after Panda Express.
Possibly the most deplorable attempt at sexual assault to ever grace my 13" Amiga computer monitor. Remember, this is coming from a man that's seen more than 18 straight minutes of an Adam Sandler movie. My voice counts.
Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards of their own. Oh well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the list, German girls are still my bae.
To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Jo Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.
If you're the kinda dude that can enjoy 10+ minutes of nothing more than a corporation actually giving back to their customers, this is for you. Don't give a fuck about jigglin C-cup titties? Maybe another video suits your needs better.
What happens when you mix modern-day technology, with south east Asia's most desperate? THIS hungry hippopotamus. AND the world's first virtual double-bagger. This needs a theatrical release like Bill O'Reilly needs a hairline.
The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A straightforward concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.
Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't fuck with the black people.
He looks like the kinda guy that sells propane and propane accessories when not preoccupied with WWF pay-per-views, but I shouldn't hate. He has sex with women. I'm still stuck in the tube sock/cottage cheese matrix.
How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?
This is what happens when your e-stock starts hitting the shitter. Cherries are popped, jealousies are fueled - all because some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction & go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.
After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes "do i have to taste it?" and my personal favorite: "ghrghaahghbokadad".
Shit lady, as much as I liked you in the finale of Quarantine, I really think you can do better than getting called out on your personal life (0:46) by discount Harry Potter. Where's ANTIFA when it really hits the fan? #everydaysexism
I don't mean hiding dad's Mastercard and cutting off all pumpkin-flavored drinks. I'm talking cervical damage, BBC style. It don't matter what entrance Dajeerius and friends enter: NOBODY goes home without crutches.
Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute, and still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.
Check out the family resemblance on these two. Does he maintain sexual relationships in the animal kingdom, or do you just get genetically configured to look like a thumb when this is your fetish? lol. Part 2 HERE.
Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.
Bruno gets an accidental, heat-seeking liquid artillery shot to the eyeball... most likely due to his female counterpart not being familiar with Bill Nye. In other words: She tried to no-scope and it worked delightfully.